My uni students asked me if they had homework for the holidays and I felt so bad for them and their tired, dead eyes that I told them to just mail me pics of their favorite pokemons.
Three students sent me digimons I can’t fucking trust them with anything I give up
Plush Toy Turned Out to Be Real Dog
When Wendy Holmes brought a stuffed animal home from her local Toys ‘R’ Us, nothing appeared out of the ordinary.
“It was just a cute stuffed dog,” Holmes tells The Fluffington Post. “It was a Christmas present for my daughter.”
Later that afternoon, her shopping bags started rustling.
“Turns out it was actually an adorable puppy,” Holmes explained. “He must have been sleeping in the bin. Now that I think about it, he did look a little different from the other toys. That must be why I picked him out.”
THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORY IN THE WHOLE WORLD
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THIS NEEDS TO BE SAID.
I think the important part of this post, is that it does not condemn religion.
It doesn’t say your religion makes you an asshole, it says you make you an asshole.